Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Job Interview

Went for a job interview today for a P.A. position, and for once in my life I ticked all the boxes for what they needed, they even wanted a 'mature' woman, and lets face it I am sooooo mature. So I wont bore you with the details just hold thumbs I get it. I should know by the end of the week. All terribly exciting.

On a completely different note my DH gave me a brochure from one of his customers (he does medical disposables) that does colonic hydrotherapy as I have always had a morbid fascination with this 'procedure'. Having read through the text, it seems to be the answer to everything, here's just a few:

Liver sluggishness - I have that! LOL
Fatigue
Headaches
My best one - Difficult weight loss (that's me)
No actually this is my best one - Psycho-emotional symptoms such as lethargy, poor memory, PMS etc.

Now be honest has anyone out there had this 'procedure' and lived to tell the tale?

16 comments:

Simply-Mel said...

No sorry. Anything with the word 'colonic' in it strikes fear in my arse. I mean heart.

Holding thumbs and toes and knees about the job!

allie said...

You cant be serious!

If it were that good, everyone would be doing it
:-)

The job sounds just right -really hope it works out for you

Stefanie said...

Andrew went for 3 colonics with a Sister Chater in Rondebosch. He reckons it cleared up his spastic colon... me?
I told him years ago he was full of ..it.

Vicki said...

Ewww yuck no! Must admit to a morbid fascination in wanting to read your comments on this one though! ROFL. Good luck with the job.

Hayley said...

No, no, no...you cant do that, its just not right...i think there should be a law against it in fact!

Kirsty said...

Save your bucks and just stick a high pressure hose up your butt - same effect, zero cost!!
Crossing all my bits, that can be crossed, for the job!
xx

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

Good luck!

My mom was a PA for the federal prison system for 25 years. She has some great stories from her experiences!

I think you should try out the colonic procedure solely for the purpose of produces interesting blogging material. :)

Joanne said...

Thanks girls for keeping all the bits crossed.

Steph - Same Sr.

Caroline said...

Holding thumbs for you!

Michele said...

I'm with Mel---the thought of anything "colonic" makes me clench up, if you know what I mean.

Can't wait to hear about the job! Good luck!

Kim said...

Um...seriously....no! It sounds painful & decidedly medical. Not something to volunteer for I recon.

All the best for the job!
XXX

Being Brazen said...

Good luck getting the job.

Helen Tilbury said...

Well I've had an enema 3 times but I WAS about to give birth so does that count? BTW it was gross...

Kitty Cat said...

I've had no experience either with anything colonic, but it doesn't sound fun!

Simply-Mel said...

15 comments on a colonic irrigation post.

Proves what I have always known - people love to talk SHIT!

hehehe I crack myself up.

allie said...

Ok - now we know TWO things that elicit comment-frenzy:

Hair
and colonic irrigation.

Is it just me or is there something bizarre about that?